Doormat

Doormat
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How does one open the door?
Lie down on the threshold
and let the _guests_ in
...
---it only hurts for a while---

30 houses <=> 5 states
17 years <=> 0 - 17
(Texas, Arizona, Colorado
California, Washington State [not DC])

what does a tumbleweed look like?
--dried sorrow--

Contact?
Ray Walston on
My Favorite Martian
knew how to communicate

I ordered one of those
Mercury space mission models ...
_from NASA_

... put it together ...

i wanted to know
what affection was
(illegal...can't do that)

is there life on earth?

...hmmm...

gotta add a few more states
(Massachusetts,
Mississippi,
Missouri,
Iowa, [where did this 'I'
state come from?]
Minnesota...

throw in a marriage
(first try) [doormat]
--kids(two for one sale)---
then lie down
on the threshold
once more---
[doormats make great companions---
easy to make and eliminate] ...

seconds?

ejection...ejection...
erasure...erasure...

...No more states following the Mississippi...
gotta stop...

Do you know the way to
Mayberry RFD?

My, how did June Lockhart
jump from the mom on
Lassie
into that Lost-in-Space suit?

Jupiter-2

Danger Dr. Robinson, Danger Dr. Robinson ---

(whew! puberty on the Enterprise...)
Lt. Uhuru where are you?

Sky King--Soupy Sales--Jungle Jim--
Rifleman--Roy Rogers---

Happy Trails To Yooooooou....
'Til we meet a agaaaaaaain...

---and (of course) ANNETTE FUNICELLO!---
---M-I-C-K-E-Y...M-O-U-S-E---

Morticia!!! (I love it when you speak French)

is it time to move yet?

remember now,
just lie down
on the threshold...

it'll only hurt
for a while...

(hint: it's even better if it's
a church - why not just
build the damn thing!
--be the doormat god meant you to be

Contact...Contact...Contact...
(can't do that...)

"you got anything else to give?"

... Doormat(a fool) <=> Il Matto (the fool) ...

josjr (2010 1112)